West Memphis's Local Dating Service

well it's time to put up an edit.....i've been on this site for awhile and haven't had alot of luck. mostly its taken my some time to figure out what want you know?? so anyway i will start off by saying i'm not entirely interested in anyone under the age of 21 for obvious reasons i believe. maturity mainly. most girls don't seem to lose that high schoolish attitude untill the age of 21 or so no matter how much they say they're mature. two....i enjoy going to a bar every now and then and age can pose a problem there. i have 90% of my life together to my standards. i own my own house....my car runs and is paid off and i'm working on a career at a well to do business that isn't going out of business anytime soon and promises high advancements as long as i can play my cards right. that last 10% is finishing up on some school and finding a good woman to maybe spend the rest of my days with.

i'm not looking for just a hook up or anything...... or someone to take care of. your grown....take care of yourself. if we're in a relationship we'll take care of each other. it's all about compromise. too many people forget that these days. so overall i'm looking for a companion. someone i'm friends with foremost cause whats the point of haveing a relationship if at the end of the day you can't just be friends with that person and enjoy their company just because you enjoy being around them. you don't always have to talk. just sit down and watch tv and every so often go "did u see that?" and they go "yea" lol. anyway i'm rambleing so i'll stop here for now.

Im a real easy going guy. Probaly more layed back then i should be but its me. i, always up to do anything. Will try just about anything once. My hobbies are hunting and fishing, i have two little nephews im trying to get involed in. Thats all i can think too write. want to know somethin just ask.

I,m a down to earth guy that likes to have fun and spend time with my family and friends, especially my girl if I had one. I think time is very important. I like to play video games, and my favorite game is NBA Live 08 because I am a big basketball fan. It's one of my favorite things to do so thats why I play it so much. I'm looking for someone to be with because i'm really serious about relationships. I really just wanna meet someone and see what happens. So if you're interested get at me. Another thing is I want someone to love me for me.

I am a proper gentleman who is looking for a not so proper lady. I am a civil servant, although sometimes the people I serve are not so civil. I am a tax auditor. I played tennis well enough to play for my college varsity and travelled around the country playing and teaching the sport. I play guitar well enough that I used to be in some pretty good bands that played some pretty bad places. I am a custodial parent of a 12 year old boy.

Looking to meet some people. Do alittle dateing get to know people.

5'6, 145, slim but cut with it, low hair, three tattoos, beautiful smile, straight teeth, very outgoing, smart and witty, love to laugh and to keep my mate laughing, I also rap. I moved over here about 4 years ago but, I'm from Memphis, Binghampton, and Mitchell Heights, ya know, I be in the M just about everyday. On here looking for whatever, I don't discriminate so, anybody who's anybody get up wit me, as long as your living life to the fullest and loving it then I'm loving it.....

Hey, my name is Matt. I'm a medical student at UT-Health Science Center. Hmm..what else...I like punk rock, playing guitar, playing tennis, studying foreign language (mostly Russian and French), reading, and writing.

I can also be kind of a geek sometime, so if that's a big "no-no" for you, I'm probably not the type of person you would be interested in.

I am basically looking for a female friend. I don't have hardly any here at all, let alone a good one, or a really good one. So, I'm here. Looking for someone to hang out with. Watch a movie, or listen to music, or just talk. Maybe take a nap? I could use an exercise partner. I need to do sit-ups. Fit thoughts help, but don't finish the job for me.

Maybe this sounds pathetic. I can't sleep. I used to live with my ex-girlfriend, and I'm used to sleeping next to someone. Now I have no one, not even my old friend Heidi. I miss you! Not that she'll see this.

I am here in Memphis to record a new cd with some key friends, and will now be here for a while. I like it! Detroit is home, but I don't want to be there forever, just occasionally.

Yes, I work most nights and am around gorgous bar-hopping drunk women all the time. I don't meet n date people that way. I've found that if I date someone or something like that from the bars I work at, word gets around and it becomes a difficult environment for me.

So, I do have a problem. I'm around the kind of women I want to date or just be friends with and hang out, and I really shouldn't. So I don't. If you think you would be a fun friend, or maybe even think I'm attractive, please drop me a line. I typically never get responses on things like this, but I try anyway. Most of the people I meet or have met online, either are too far to hang out with, or are too busy to ever meet.

I need a friend that can come over once in a while or have me over, or come out with me, or just talk or text at odd hours, and sometimes normal hours:)

Right now, I'm going to school...its vicious, I know. Maybe one day the schooling will stop., but it probably wont. Until the day that it ends, I will be finding random things to keep myself from losing all human contact; such as skydiving, trips to Tunica, trying to earn my first ring of honor at the Flying Saucer, Redbirds games, and Grizzlies games.

I'm just a computer geek that's into taping country & rockabilly bands. I guess that was too short. Ok, I'm also an INTP/INTJ personality type and one of the eharmony rejects.

I am a recent college grad who is in the process of moving to Memphis for a new job. I have a very outgoing personality and I like to try new things.

My life revolves around a work hard play hard mentality. My work is very important to me, and it can be very demanding, but when I get home my friends and family are all I want to spend time with.

I love to travel. Ive already been to 4 different continents, and my goal is to see as much of the world as possible.

I'm really just rattling things off at this point. If I sound like someone you would like to know, please message me! A girl who takes the first step is a huge turn on!

I'm one of those people who is a hard worker, but who likes to have fun while working. For example, getting paid to go to the zoo and walk around for research or shopping for beads. I'm a really nice person and I enjoy meeting new people. I'm very passionate about my work and I'm really loyal to my friends. I comfortable going out to the bar and having some laughs or sitting at home snuggled up on the couch watching tv or a movie. I enjoy the simple things in life and I feel that laughter is a great medicine.

Hi, I am recently divorced, through raising kids and am ready to live for me. I'm very outgoing, and have many, many friends. I lead a busy life, which is why I'm divorced to be frank. I got tired of watching him molt on the couch. So if you're in this for fun...I'm your girl.

I love karaoke, bowling, trivia, scrabble and I'm a barbecue judge.

I have A BRAIN...don't ask me for pictures of my boobs, although they are pretty...:)

For more pics...or more about me, go to http://www.facebook.com/topsytourny

My pet peaves are slow drivers in the fast lane and poor grammar.

I like younger men, lol...don't we all.

I think I know everything, but I know i know nothing. I am ready to die, but first, I am ready to live. I am content with the way things are, and the way things will be, and am completely at peace with the world. I tend not to worry about anything really, and am brutally honest. I don't believe in fate, luck, and miracles; I believe in statistics. Math is my god. Everyday, I wake up and am ready to roll the die once more.

also I am partial to redheads.

I am a "little" shy. I like to be around positive people. I dont go to clubs. I dont drink nor smoke. I am a mother of 3 children. I love comedy. I am a serious person when i need to be. I like sitting at home watching tv or surfing the web. I enjoy going to the movie theater and dining out. I like long walks with my man, whether through the park or on a beach. And i like to hold hands and kiss in public. I don't like to argue but I will voice my opinion about problems in the relationship rather than keep them bottled up inside. Most men call that being "b$%#@y" but that's what women do. I'm looking for a longterm relationship. I'm a sweet, faithful, sensitive, and loyal person. I need a real "Gentleman". As long as my man keeps me happy, I will keep him happy. Also i prefer tall men, at least 6'1".

Hey! I am Karla..obviously. I am fun and outgoing..upbeat and overall just AWESOME!! I like reading, writing, swimming, bowling, shopping,gossiping..anything girly and a total waste of time..My fave color is pink!! I am a blonde..but its fake so I am really smart..haha! I love to talk and act totally silly...really spontaneous..Oh and since I am an Italian girl I really love to cook!! I love Tiger basketball..GO MEMPHIS!!! and nascar as well! I am really outspoken and spontaneous..Think you can handle me?

I graduated from the U of Memphis May 06 and i lived in Canada for several months now i'm back in Memphis just trying to accomplish a goal in my life.

I believe in working hard and playing hard. I really like to travel and have been all over the world. Classical music is my favorite, although I like all kinds of good music. I like art and have been in the finest art museums in the world. I would like to take some art appreciation courses so I can understand why I liked what I saw so much. I try to keep in shape, so I run, play tennis and swim. I am not much of a "things" person - I prefer experiences. If I could I would attend every Memphis Symphony performance and every Iris performance. This probably says a lot about my taste in music. My ideal evening is to have potluck with friends, enjoy good wine and great conversation. I like hearing the ideas of others. I also like participating in activities that are helpful to those who are less fortunate. I have participated in a couple of mission trips and really liked doing that. One day perhaps I can combine my love of travel and mission work.

Im a 24yr old im a cool down 2 earth person once u get 2 nw me. Im nt wit da games or da bullshit. I dnt have time 4 no lil girl shit, Im real as dey cum i do have a lil girl she is 5yr old n she is my world. Im lookin 4 sumbody who nw wat dey want out of life n have sum goin 4 der self. Must have dey head on rite. i do smoke n drink ever nw n den.

i just wanna have some fun! Is that so hard to ask??!?!?!?!

I'm kinda quiet and lazy if given my own way. I'm not really sporty or strong. But I am funny, I think. Hell yes I'm funny. I get bored pretty easy.
That's not really a problem though. For interesting people, anyway.

I have to tell you that I have lost my hope that there is someone there for me. This is my last chance. What isn't there to like? I am good looking, smart, I have a good job, I am funny, I like to cook and to travel a lot. I have a cat and a dog this would mean that I like animals a lot. I also like movies, specially going out to see a movie. I consider myself being a simple girl. Give me a sign if you are interested.I am looking to build a fun friendship with no pressure that could possibly lead to a relationship...having said that...I am tired and certainly don't want to play games anymore. I am single and looking for someone who is also single. I would be interested in a guy who's comfortable in his own skin and open to new experiences. Mature and balanced in his emotional and physical needs. I appreciate romance and good communication which is the key to a healthy relationship. Looks aren't that important when you have a strong personality.

I LIKE TO( COOK, GO TO MOVIES, GO FOR WALKS, PLAY CARDS). I LIKE QUALITY TIME WITH MY MATE.I GIVE( MASSAGES )AND ALL THAT.I LOVE TO HAVE FUN AND TALK.I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH NO GAMES AND WHO IS SERIOUS ABOUT MAKING SOMETHING HAPPEN!I ENJOY GOOD PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD IN NATURE.I AM USUALLY QUIET.I LIKE TO WATCH OR READ ANYTHING EDUCATIONAL.I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR,I LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.I KNOW HOW TO KEEP A SMILE ON A WOMANS FACE. I AM VERY SOCIALLY,AND POLITICALLY CONSCIOUS.ILOVE,I MEAN LOVE A WOMAN THAT KNOWS HOW TO GIVE GOOD,AND HONEST ADVICE.

im very blunt and to the point. im adventurous for a homebody. i love adrenaline rushes and other fun brain chemicals. i like painting trains, and since i have newly become single, exploring the wonderful world of other women. haha not looking for anything serious right now, no really i am really not..

hey btw, if you cant get down with some dubstep, or any electronic grimy tunes, then i dont know you, and i cant make any promises that i'll take you seriously music-wise....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbLLywkPEKQ

I'm a 24 year old mother of 1 and full-time college student. I'm fun to memphis and looking to meet new people.

I enjoy being out with the crowd. I would'nt watch a nascar race on television but I would go to one and have a great time. That goes for just about any sports event. I like to travel when I can get away. My favorite getaway is New Orleans, especially during Mardi Gras. I think faith in Jesus Christ is the best thing a person can do for themselves. I've got a bunch of beautiful grandchildren who are a pleasure to be around. I'm looking to start my own bussiness because I want to be able to spend time on my family when they need a hand. I love to ride motorcycles but I don't have one right now, hopefully soon. There is enough negativity in the world so I like to look on the bright side.

Well I hate describing myself for one, but here goes. I'm a pretty interesting person, I like to think I'm a lot deeper than most people know, I work a lot, I want to be very succesful at everything I do, I'm a sore loser, I'll argue about anything and everything, Once I make up my mind about someone I don't change it, I'm fiercly loyal and will not back down when someone I care about needs help, I'm smart, funny, I think good looking, I have faults just like everyone else but I like to let people figure that out for themselves

HI,
A little about me:

Rick
Caucasian
6â??2â??
205 lbs
retired Letter carrier for the Post Office
Divorced 2 years after a 24 year marriage
2 grown daughters
I live alone
I practice Buddhism and have for nearly 40 years. I respect otherâ??s religions and I hope they do the same for me
(well,â?¦.Iâ??m not too fond of Devil Worshippers or pushy fundamentalists of any type)

I am interested in a warm, loving woman who is fun to be with and not solely concerned with trivial matters.
Your looks are not as important to me as your heart.
I hope you understand what is happening in this world and are concerned about it
I am very liberal
Like to read, write, play poker, mess around with computers, gadgets, guy stuff, target shoot on occasions, I'm easy to please.
I like all forms of intimacy â??kissing, hugging, talking and yes sex.
I like basketball, some football and baseball.
Favorite television series are Six Feet Under, Battlestar Galactica and Lost.
Right now I am working on creating a business website.
My ambition is to be a writer of both fiction and non-fiction
I love poetry and philosophy that isnâ??t dry
I can tell a good joke and several good dirty ones.

I canâ??t offer you the moon but I can bring the cookies
I drink coffee (hint).

.

*DISCLAIMER* i have a boyfriend, whom i do not intend to leave anytime soon. if you wanna just chill, or are looking for friendship, hit me up. if not...well, kick rocks. respectfully. =D

i am a freshman in college, business major. i love reading and exploring. i really like drawing, but i kinda suck. :P i have dyscalculia, and kudos to you if you know what that means. basically, it's dyslexia for numbers.

i'm kinda outgoing, i'd do anything for my friends. what's mine is yours, etc. :3

i'm kinda obsessed with body art and modification. anything pierced, tattooed, implanted, stretched or cut in/on your body is more awesome to me than a person can comprehend. i have several piercings in my ears, and my lobes are stretched to 7/16.

body art faeries impossible feats of awesome books music

well, I hate doing these things, but I guess you should know:

I used to love to have fun, be young and crazy, free, whatever cliqued euphemisms to describe a highly irresponsible life, but now I'm a philosophy PhD student, so I'm essentially a paid intellectual snob. I also have an interest in social justice. I think there are so many things people take too seriously and even more things people take too lightly.

I love reading, film and music, especially live music. I love going to shows. I also love going out a lot. In Brooklyn I used to go out every night, but here in Memphis I don't really know too many people so I tend to stay in and watch my brain slowly turn to mush from reading too much Continental philosophy/watching trashy reality TV shows.

Umm..can't think of anything else to write for now, so ask me if you have any questions.

Im an easy going guy, just looking for a friend to go and hang out with. I'm still fairly new to memphis and my job gives me plenty of free time, just don't know what the hell to do...lol
I like just about anything thats fun and am willing to try just about anything once....or twice..hehe.

Well hello!My name is Grover.I enjoy reading and being outdoors.My way of getting away from everything is going to the lake.This is a first to be on a site like this,hopefully make some friends or even more.I'm very blunt about almost everything.Working on more tatoos,have 6 atm..I've always been the oddball of my groups,not really a fan of conforming.Will i ever grow up??Naaaaa.Life's too short to take it serious all the time.I can usually turn a bad luck situation into a hilarious matter or make a friend atleast see the bright side of it.There is always a spec of light in the darkest of hours.Working 2 jobs isn't fun but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.There isn't really alot of time for me just to go out and meet tons of people nowadays.In my free time i try and get to the zoo or some of the museums around town.

Alright been quite a while since I updated this but figured it wasn't working well so thought I'd update it. I'm a nice good Christian guy looking for love I repeat love not a one night stand,not a fling love Infact I won't even consider sex until in a relationship....ok pick your jaw up off the floor please yes guy's like me exist. While I am a Christian I will not look down on you if your not its the person that matters your belief's do not define you your actions do I look at actions more than anything. There are bad people in all faith's. I like most music I tend to lean towards rock and metal of all types though but if the song is good will listen to any including country,r&b,rap,etc. My interests include of course God first and foremost secondly video games,writing,meeting people,learning thing's,I will admit certain animes I watch have to have a good good story though. Big fan of Bleach more the rpg type with video games but will play all types even shooter's though I suck at them I dearly adore modern warefare 2. I want to one day work with computer's like fixing them but truthfully any job that paid well enough and wasn't morally unacceptable I'd take just to live a happy full life. I come from a very smart alleck family so yeah we mean no harm just how we are ha ha and yes I can take a joke its rather hard to offend me. My friend's and loved ones mean the world to me someone messes with them and I get angry I will defend those I care for. Anything else you wanna know just ask!

I've never been good at talking about myself. I probably come off as lame or uninteresting. But in any case, I'm 24 and live in Tennessee. (I can't wait to get out) I'm a sweet and down to earth woman but I know how to handle myself and I can be quite bitchy. If you don't give me a reason to be, you have nothing to worry about and I'll surely be the sweetest person you know. I can be funny, dorky, lame, clumsy, and even naive. I read as much as I can and write a little. I like some anime. I try to watch them online with subtitles as the American versions are "watered down" or censored. I'm interested in and learn anything I can about mobsters, aliens, paranormal activity, serial killers, forensics, and conspiracy theories.

Been married, not looking for anything serious. Just want to hang out and see what happens! You must like or at least tolerate dogs, I have 6. Love the summer, miss being near water and love to do anything outside. Won't be in Memphis forever... but the music here is great. Love listening to live bands. Just recently started swing/blues dancing,really enjoy it and have met the greatest people as a result! :)
I'm fairly shy and quiet, not a huge talker, so I want to be around people that are, that will pull me out of my shell! Love art, all kinds. I'm a vegetarian... I can be a little hippie-ish...

Lets see...I'm just an easy going, down to earth, laid back, shy, looks like I might not care but I really do, open minded kinda guy. I signed up b/c a friend of mine sparked my interest in the site.

this is where have to sell myself to you. i'd rather have someone that knows me write this but that's not going to happen so you're stuck with me :)

i'm interested in finding a girl that is intelligent, funny, not crazy, and attractive. you would think that would be easy enough to find but it's not. i guess if it was that easy we wouldn't need sites like this.

about me...i'm a nice guy, i'm not bad looking (i'm told), and i'm fairly intelligent. i have an obscure/goofy sense of humor, though i try to keep it pretty tame until i know someone. i'm more a listener than a big talker. i'm a laid back kind of guy and very easy to get along with. i enjoy having a nice girl around to do things with.

i like going to shelby farms - i ride the trails out there on my mountain bike. i enjoy watching dvds on my huge tv at home. i like going out to new places to eat. i wouldn't mind traveling some more, i really haven't in the past and i regret it. i also do amateur photography, but jut for fun.

so, i guess this is a start so if you want to know more you're going to have to email me :)

in school, fave color is red, like motorcylces i like the rush. and some other stuff. i love to do random things and have fun. i love to do random fun things that can get me and my frnds in trouble wen we are all hanging out. im into girls that respectful and like to have fun

52 going on 35... I love to travel anywhere in the world, love live music of most genres and enjoy most forms of artistic expression. I am a Floridian with a splash of New York and New Mexico thrown in. I enjoy the outdoors - boating, fishing, camping. Am comfortable at the symphony, or at a fight where a hockey game breaks out. I consider my offbeat sense of humor a badge of honor.

Hello beautiful ladies, i am in search for my queen wherever she may be. I pray and hope my search is near an end, because this is my last attempt to find love and my queen. I consider myself to be a king because for one, god says we are all kings and queens. Yes, i know somewhat of the bible and believe in god. I am a real man who has a long past of rebellious and the street life. What makes me the man i am is through all my trials and tribulations i still survived. I'm a very dedicated, determined amd devolted person. The kind of man you can fall in love with.

I am sarah! Im 24 and i am doing very well for me. i am a supervisor with the company i work for. Im looking for some one who is outgoing and trustworthy. i find that i am on a dead end road with relationships because guys think they have to lie and cheat! im sure there is someone out there that can manage a relationship!

hmmm...i am wondering how to brag about myself :)))

who am i: simple and workaholic.......very matured thinking yet a dreamer :)).....

how i relax : watching classic movies, if i have more time, i do adventure sports, Love cycling ..my favorite tours would be coastal roads, ex communist countries, (i love the old charm these countries have...though i aint a commie)....

Religion : i am an atheist and consider "Ayn rand" a great inspiration, and i hate all those religious bigots who don't keep their religion to themselves...

well coming to my luck with ladies(there ain't much)...i go dumb and dumber when i am with girls, i find it hard initiate a conversation...

Well I'm 33. I'm a stable, employed guy. I'm married, but in an open marriage with my wife. I enjoy meeting new people for fun or more if it happens. I live near the University of Memphis. I work in desktop support and love my job. I don't have any kids at this point. I am compared to most of my friends quite sane, I work hard to provide for my wife and my life. But even at 33, I love to party. I drink with the best of them, will smoke at times. I do the best I can to enjoy my life. I like to play games, online, card games, and more. I like most normal guy things. I'm pretty blunt at times. I have been told by most i'm spastic. I've lived a pretty crazy life, but have after many years got my life straight

I am a hard working nerd. I am Graduating High School. I will go to college right after and major in Paleontology. I am a History nerd and I know more about the sciences than anyone at my school. I am neat and tidy but I don't always clean up when I am told. I am vegetarian. I have a 3.6 G.P.A or higher at any given point. I practice yoga and I love taking walks with my dogs in the park.

Hey everyone! Shouts out to everyone living in the shadow of the big ass Pyramid (where I hear thousands of bums have been having a non-stop orgy since it closed several years ago-producing the constantly multiplying population of bums that you encounter every day!

My biggest passion in life is writing comedy and performing improv, be it to the suspected or unexpected masses. I used to write comedy nearly every day but burned out a bit when I went to med school. I just came back from a month of medical mission work in Kenya and I feel revitalized to write again! You can see my kenya blog at http://medicalmacgyver.blogspot.com/ Warning! Highly addictive reading!

My credo is to treat everyone like you want them to speak at your funeral the next day. This is why it isn't a good idea to make friends with deaf people, that would just sound bad.

For me, the challenges we face only make us a better, calmer, more prepared persons-so never back down, especially when it comes to helping/serving your fellow man.

I am always looking for really unique folks that have their life on the right track and have a good sense of humor. Drop me a line and let's get to know each other!

I am a tech junkie, feel at home with a box open, slipping a big new hard drive into an open bay. I can make anything into innuendo, it's a gift and a curse...just kidding, it's all gift baby.

I love to bathe in trivial knowledge. I can tell you what disney cartoon was nominated the best picture academy award but still be unaware of your bloodtype as you are wheeled in from a car accident. If you take me seriously, you are going about it the wrong way. I am always out to make you laugh or smile and I am aware I will either A)make you pass out from laughter 2)get decubitus ulcers on your knees from praying so hard for my soul.

I am looking mainly for new friends right now-I have a long distance relationship with another OKC member (who I met here!)

I'm slowly working my way towards filling this thing out...I promise there'll be more info in the near future. I Just gotta find the time to gather my thoughts and decide what's worthy of sharing with strangers on the internet. Until then, I guess you can send me a message or follow me on Twitter if you want more insight on who J. Spake really is...http://twitter.com/jspake

I am a fun person to be around, I love making everyone laugh, I am VERY shy at first but i will open up in about 5 minutes, I am one of the most calmest people in the world, I hate things that bring stress so I try to avoid as much of it as i can, I don't have kids, I consider my self a really nice guy who doesn't take anything bad in life, I don't cheat girls aren't worth being treated bad like that, I am a real down to earth kind of guy and a very honest one, plus i cant cook.

Life is very good, the only thing missing is someone special to share the rest of it with. Until then and I quote the chub chub snipet song 'Why can't we be friends'. You had to see it to understand LOL. I would love to meet you, hang out, cook out, go dancing, talk and/or lay out on my boat and enjoy life. I love to joke around but I warn you I have a somewhat dry sense of humor. So if you can use a little more laughter in your life and a good friend, don't be shy and say hi.

I have three children I share custody w/ and would like to meet friends w/ similar age children to hang out w/ and for planned activities.

I would like to meet a funny and intelligent person who is as open and honest as me. Someone who wants to share everything with me and still have their girls night out. Everyone need me time. I am happiest playing w/ my children, holding someone I care about and when I am on my boat at the lake. I enjoy cooking with someone or just cuddling watching a movie. I like to be around friends but not in large crowds. Animals are awesome, I used to raise exotic animals. I work hard and when I am off I want to enjoy life and try new things. There is a lot more, if you want to know just ask or just say hi.

I am tripp. I have 5 tattoos and my tounge pierced. I have brown hair and greens eyes! Anything else u wanna know just ask.

i'm fast-talking, funny, witty, and full of pop-culture references. i'm very sarcastic and i tell it like it is, i don't really believe in sugar-coating something to protect anyone's feelings. you might not like me, but its totally cool because i probably won't like you either. i like people who are like me: snarky, sarcastic, intelligent, and quick-witted. if this doesn't describe you then we won't mesh well together.

i'm very political, very liberal, and very atheist. don't try to convert me and i don't want to hear whatever bullshit bill o'reilly is feeding his idiot army this week, thanks.

i like proper spelling and grammar so if you tYpE lYk DiS!!eleventy1one1one1!!, if you use any form of lolspeak (u can haz english book slammed into ur face), or if you're too lazy to throw in the extra 2 letters to spell 'you' rather than 'u' then just don't bother me because i'll think you're a moron. same applies to those people who can't correctly use 'they're', 'their', and 'there' or 'you're' vs. 'your' and any other simple grammar/usage.

i dig music, art, reading, and cooking. i like tv and select movies. i enjoy playing xbox 360, mostly the wwii-based cod series and gta. i don't have any trace of a southern accent despite being born and raised in mempho...it'd be sweet if you don't have one either.

don't tell me i look like kirsten dunst, i've heard it countless times before and i don't like the comparison. you aren't original if you tell me this, so just fucking don't. being told i look like her makes me want to punch a bitch.

I'm intelligent and really enjoy the company of other intelligent people. I go out often and spend time with friend. I like to laugh and have fun but I can also be very serious. I'm extremely honest except when I'm being sarcastic. I'm open minded and very liberal.